Saturday 12 January 2013

Black Ops still sucks.

Hello readers!
Time for another review of a Habbo group. Due to popular demand, I will be returning to Black Ops which is owned by the noob named sunny55. 

Ok, as soon as I enter the base, I am faced with arguments between the worker and the recruit. The 'famous'  glass wall is used many times in the furni-spammed Black Ops HQ.




Seriously, is this a HQ or a ski slope?

It reminds me of a bank...


Black Ops seems like the same base as before, there are pathetic arguments, high ranks not wearing appropriate clothing and of course there is still the recruit and high rank relationship. High Ranks hate recruits. Recruits hate High Ranks. Check out some sweet chat log below!


bbguy19 and keolahxoxo arguring!
Anyway, I decide to get and get a job eventually.
I was being served by this guy...

He made a few mistakes but oh well, he was a low rank! . While I was being served... Hannah aka Hannah-May-Banned, was walking around the base and I was getting quite nervous!


I got into security... and was casually listening to peoples conversations while waiting to get in!


Eventually I got into the training.... and  was bored so self promoted! 

I got in. No questions asked.

Decided to let as many people in as possible and see how many I can let in!
I got 10 then I decided to open all the gates as many times as I can!
I opened the gates 25 times!

Eventually, I got kicked by gingerdevil after I screamed saying kick me. 


Wednesday 17 October 2012

Ml5... or is it MI5?

I am sorry for not reviewing a group in such a long time. I have been busy.

I decided to review Ml5 which was currently at the time owned by da363bomb. When I entered there base I was greeted with no welcome and wasn't told where to go for a job. I then asked 'Where do I go for a job?' I got no answer.

Eventually, I went to a desk and asked for a job at Ml5. I was served by 'ninjarjwthe' who has been trained (I think) 
ninjarjwthe
 
I asked for a job the fourth time. I felt like I was seriously being ignored. Finally ninja told me to change my motto. She wasn't explaining stuff very clearly at all.

Suddenly, while I was being served, a high rank ordered a meeting in the training room for all members.
Ninja walked off and left me and didn't say how long she is going to be (from this point on I never spoke to ninja).

There was really 'no meeting' since nobody talked and they just sat there (I am guessing they were waiting for someone to come on-line). Some people were getting fed up waiting. A worker who was in the meeting said 'There are people who can be recruited!'. Suddenly the person in charge of the meeting, (well seemed to be) said, ' They can wait.'.
dudeam
The 'worker' was dudeam.

Some members of the meeting walked out of the meeting to recruit the people sitting waiting to be served. Dudeam walked over to my desk and served me. Suddenly a high rank appeared and told him off for walking away from the meeting and trying to serve me! Dudeam got crowded by a load of nerdy high ranks. and they were telling him off and were deciding his punishment. One of the nerdy high ranks wanted to demote him but another nerdy high rank wanted to fire him!
Here is a screen shot I took at the time.

Apparently he got fired for ignoring high ranks when he got told to go back to the meeting. Dudeam then got demoted but he refused.
Here is another screen shot I took of the chat-log.

I decided not to interrupt him getting told off.
He finally got told to FTF (Fill the front desks) and then served me. He apologised for the wait but I told him he did nothing wrong but he still apologised.

I would recommend you do not join this group as it is very quiet and nothing to do.
I ended the review there.

More reviews coming soon!






Wednesday 25 July 2012

EPF: Worst group ever.

Message to all non-epf members:
Do not join EPF
It's boring
It's rubbish
The training takes about 20 minutes (no joke)
The base is tiny!
It's very unpopular
and always gets raided.

Most popular police group: CIA

When I entered CIA's base I was greeted with no welcome. The lower ranks seemed to be doing more work than the High Ranks because the High Ranks were just standing in the VIP area rating each other out of 10. The person at the desk who was serving me was called jade01TheGeek.

jade01TheGeek

If it was my first time at CIA   I wouldn't have a clue what she is going on about because she wasn't very good at explaining things though I understood her. She explained stuff like 'join the group on heart it' and if I was new to Habbo I wouldn't have a clue what she was saying. Finally I entered CIA's Security System which was all right actually. I sat in the wrong chair because nobody told me which seat to sit in. When I was about the enter the training lobby the security workers were messing around with the gate and that was very annoying. I was sat in the training lobby all alone with nothing to do and nobody to talk too. Although it was pretty entertaining seeing recruits copying High Ranks mottos and just watching what happens! I was waiting there for about five minutes and still no trainer. After a long wait and for a experiment I decided I will just have to self promote and see if they spot me.

I got in, no fuss and no questions asked. The person who didn't really train me though I used his promo tag was called generalakmal98. He was in the base when I self promoted  so I tried to keep away from him.
generalakmal98

     All together I recommend you join CIA and just skip training and use the motto [CIA] Agent I [GA98] and fyi the trainer is called general. Oh and by the way I got fired at the end of this for messing around LOL!

Bloody Boring Black Ops

My first group I will be reviewing is Black Ops. I joined Black Ops today and got fired today. Probably nearly every time you enter Black Ops HQ someone will get fired. The high ranks there are always rude and disrespectful to lower ranks and if you say something back to them then they will fire you and not even give you a second chance. There is a high rank there that every single low rank and most high ranks hate, her name is Han-May-Banned. She treats every member lower than her like a piece of dirt and never gives them a promotion just de-promotions or fired. She sees EVERYTHING that happens round the HQ some how. If you join Black Ops then keep away from her, though I highly recommend you don't join Black Ops. She thinks she is the boss. If you ask if she is the boss she just said's 'i dont want you here ure fired'.
So after the review of Black Ops I think you should...:
not join Black Ops you will hate it.

On the image above they didn't put Han-May-Banned on it so that proves that
everyone even High Ranks hate her.

and here is the evil Han-May-Banned
(not smiling as usual)


I hope this review was a wake up call to Black Ops
Oh yes and by the way Black Ops I don't really care if you kick me
every time I enter your base because it's not like I'm going to want a job there
after this!